Competition Winners

Children in Need - Create a Spotty Creature

FairTrade Poster Competition Winners - March 2015

Red Nose Day Jokes - 2013

Yellow Class

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

Green Class

What's black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a washing machine !!

Orange Class

Did you hear about the blind grandfather who went skydiving?
He had a great time but his guidedog was terrified !!!

Blue Class

There was a bear in the woods having a poo
He turns round and he sees a rabbit.
He asks the rabbit - "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fluff"?
"No" replied the rabbit.
So the bear picked him up and wiped his bum with the rabbit !!

Red Class

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot !!

Willow Class

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Dunnop
Dunnop who?
YOU DUN A POO !!

Beech Class

What happened when there was a fight in the fish and chip shop?
TWO FISH GOT BATTERED !!

Rowan Class

Last time I went to McDonalds I destroyed the front of the shop !!
I put four people in hospital!
It wasn't my fault - the sign said DRIVE THROUGH !! 

Elm Class

There were three friends and they saw a man standing next to a slide.  The man said that the slide was magical and that whatever you say when you come down it appears at the bottom.  So the first friend said "GOLD" and he got gold.  the second friend said "SILVER" and he got silver.  The third friend came down the slide and said "WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE" !!!!!

Chestnut

Police arrested two kids yesterday - one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off !!!

Maple

Two crisps walked past a bus stop.
The bus stopped and the driver asked "Do you want a lift"?
The crisps replied .....
NO THANKS WE'RE WALKERS !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Latest News

Sep 14, 2017

PTA AGM Meeting

The PTA will be holding their AGM in school on Thursday 14th September at 7pm.  We would love to see you there.

Jul 18, 2017

New Dates

Please take a look at the calendar as new dates have been added.

Many thanks

Jul 17, 2017

50/50 Club Winners

The draw took place for the 50/50 Club during today's assembly.  The lucky winners for July are:

1st Place -  Miss Corderoy
2nd Place - Mrs Bohannan
3rd Place - Lucy Ford

Well done to you all.

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