Competition Winners

Children in Need - Create a Spotty Creature

FairTrade Poster Competition Winners - March 2015

Red Nose Day Jokes - 2013

Yellow Class

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

Green Class

What's black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a washing machine !!

Orange Class

Did you hear about the blind grandfather who went skydiving?
He had a great time but his guidedog was terrified !!!

Blue Class

There was a bear in the woods having a poo
He turns round and he sees a rabbit.
He asks the rabbit - "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fluff"?
"No" replied the rabbit.
So the bear picked him up and wiped his bum with the rabbit !!

Red Class

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot !!

Willow Class

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Dunnop
Dunnop who?
YOU DUN A POO !!

Beech Class

What happened when there was a fight in the fish and chip shop?
TWO FISH GOT BATTERED !!

Rowan Class

Last time I went to McDonalds I destroyed the front of the shop !!
I put four people in hospital!
It wasn't my fault - the sign said DRIVE THROUGH !! 

Elm Class

There were three friends and they saw a man standing next to a slide.  The man said that the slide was magical and that whatever you say when you come down it appears at the bottom.  So the first friend said "GOLD" and he got gold.  the second friend said "SILVER" and he got silver.  The third friend came down the slide and said "WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE" !!!!!

Chestnut

Police arrested two kids yesterday - one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off !!!

Maple

Two crisps walked past a bus stop.
The bus stopped and the driver asked "Do you want a lift"?
The crisps replied .....
NO THANKS WE'RE WALKERS !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Latest News

Nov 6, 2017

New Intake - Parent Tours

We will be holding 4 tours for our new September 2018 intake.  These will take place on:
13th November - THIS DATE IS NOW FULL
20th November - THIS DATE IS NOW FULL
27th November at 1.45pm
8th January 2018 at 1.45pm
Please call the school office to book a place.  Please note that due to space we cannot accomodate prams/pushchairs. Thank you

Nov 3, 2017

50/50 Club Winners

The draw took place for the 50/50 Club during today's assembly.  The lucky winners for October are:

1st Place -  Helen Aydin
2nd Place - David Murphy
3rd Place - Cherie Asare

Well done to you all.

Oct 18, 2017

Children in Need - PJ Day

Friday 17th November is Children in Need Pyjama Day.  Bring a donation into school on that Friday and come to school wearing suitable night wear. Dont forget sensible shoes and a coat as the children will still be going outside.  Thank you for your support.

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Essex,

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