Competition Winners

Winners of the "Design a New Playground Competition

Children in Need - Create a Spotty Creature

FairTrade Poster Competition Winners 

Red Nose Day Jokes 

Yellow Class

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

Green Class

What's black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a washing machine !!

Orange Class

Did you hear about the blind grandfather who went skydiving?
He had a great time but his guidedog was terrified !!!

Blue Class

There was a bear in the woods having a poo
He turns round and he sees a rabbit.
He asks the rabbit - "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fluff"?
"No" replied the rabbit.
So the bear picked him up and wiped his bum with the rabbit !!

Red Class

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot !!

Willow Class

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Dunnop
Dunnop who?
YOU DUN A POO !!

Beech Class

What happened when there was a fight in the fish and chip shop?
TWO FISH GOT BATTERED !!

Rowan Class

Last time I went to McDonalds I destroyed the front of the shop !!
I put four people in hospital!
It wasn't my fault - the sign said DRIVE THROUGH !! 

Elm Class

There were three friends and they saw a man standing next to a slide.  The man said that the slide was magical and that whatever you say when you come down it appears at the bottom.  So the first friend said "GOLD" and he got gold.  the second friend said "SILVER" and he got silver.  The third friend came down the slide and said "WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE" !!!!!

Chestnut

Police arrested two kids yesterday - one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off !!!

Maple

Two crisps walked past a bus stop.
The bus stopped and the driver asked "Do you want a lift"?
The crisps replied .....
NO THANKS WE'RE WALKERS !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Latest News

Mar 26, 2020

* Coronavirus Update *

**  Latest letter to parents - 25th March 2020  **

Please see the latest letter to parents with current Government advice about school provision for vulnerable children and those of critical workers.  

As this may be subject to change over the coming weeks, we will keep you updated on any development.

Please click on the link below for further Government guidance about Corona Virus and keeping safe.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/guidance-to-educational-settings-about-covid-19/guidance-to-educational-settings-about-covid-19 

Further Advice for places of education

Feb 28, 2020

50/50 Club Winners

The draw took place for the 50/50 Club today.  The lucky winners for February are:

1st Place -  Mrs Shorter
2nd Place - Stephanie Lewis
3rd Place -  Helen Aydin

Well done to you all.

 

Feb 1, 2019

Grange's Car Park

Please note that as of Monday 4th February, due to increasing accidents and incidents, our school car park will be for use by members of Grange staff only.  Please leave enough time to park in the surrounding area and walk your children in for clubs before and after school, for trips and any after school events.  Thank you as always for your co-operation

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Elder Avenue,

Wickford,

Essex,

SS12 0LR

Tel: 01268 734420

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