Competition Winners

Winners of the "Design a New Playground Competition

Children in Need - Create a Spotty Creature

FairTrade Poster Competition Winners 

Red Nose Day Jokes 

Yellow Class

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

Green Class

What's black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a washing machine !!

Orange Class

Did you hear about the blind grandfather who went skydiving?
He had a great time but his guidedog was terrified !!!

Blue Class

There was a bear in the woods having a poo
He turns round and he sees a rabbit.
He asks the rabbit - "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fluff"?
"No" replied the rabbit.
So the bear picked him up and wiped his bum with the rabbit !!

Red Class

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot !!

Willow Class

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Dunnop
Dunnop who?
YOU DUN A POO !!

Beech Class

What happened when there was a fight in the fish and chip shop?
TWO FISH GOT BATTERED !!

Rowan Class

Last time I went to McDonalds I destroyed the front of the shop !!
I put four people in hospital!
It wasn't my fault - the sign said DRIVE THROUGH !! 

Elm Class

There were three friends and they saw a man standing next to a slide.  The man said that the slide was magical and that whatever you say when you come down it appears at the bottom.  So the first friend said "GOLD" and he got gold.  the second friend said "SILVER" and he got silver.  The third friend came down the slide and said "WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE" !!!!!

Chestnut

Police arrested two kids yesterday - one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off !!!

Maple

Two crisps walked past a bus stop.
The bus stopped and the driver asked "Do you want a lift"?
The crisps replied .....
NO THANKS WE'RE WALKERS !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Latest News

Mar 18, 2019

OFSTED Visit

We have been asked by Ofsted to notify you that they will be inspecting the school tomorrow (Tuesday 19th March).  We will be sending home questionnaires for you to give your views.  All responses would be greatly received.

Thank you for your support

Lyn

Ofsted Parent Letter

Ofsted Parent Leaflet

Please complete the on-line survey by clicking the link below - thank you 

https://parentview.ofsted.gov.uk/login?destination=give-your-views

Mar 12, 2019

Comic Relief - 15th March 2015

Bring a donation in for Comic Relief "Red Nose Day" so that you can come into school wearing "As Much Red as you can".  We will have a day of fun activities and all proceeds will go to Comic Relief. Thank you as always for your continue support.

Mar 1, 2019

50/50 Club Winners

The draw took place for the 50/50 Club today during Assembly.  The lucky winners for February are:

1st Place -  Sinead Croucher
2nd Place - Sharon Anderson
3rd Place -  Mrs Barton

Well done to you all.

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Essex,

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